I'll Tell You This For Free

So a little background info is in line before we get on the S.S. discovery and go on our merry way down the path of blogging. My name is Sydney Ayres Pendle. I deliver pizza in Wrightstown, NJ for a company, because of legal reasons, we'll call "Shmapa Pohns". I like my job because it gives me the chance to met people who i wouldnt interact with otherwise. "Now whats so special about that?" you may be asking yourself. Well incredulous blog reader, I will tell you. Wrightstown, NJ is nestled against what we like to call in the biz "Military Bases". "You mean 'Military BASE'? You didn't mean to pluralize that did you Sid?" No, I said exactly what i meant to say, blog reader, and you should be ashamed of the fact that you are criticizing my grammar. So as I was saying, we at Shmapa Ponhs deliver to Ft. Dix army base and McGuire AFB. This gives us the opportunity to deal with a veritable shmorgousboard of people. And by that I mean the people in our country who are brave enough, and really crazy enough to apply for a job in which you might die. That being said, this puts me in a position to have stories. Lots of stories. That I want to share with you: the skeptical grammar teacher.